You don’t love a girl because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
Do you guys want to hear a joke?
the American school system
waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
I can relate to this
*goes to fancy restaurant orders the kids’ meal*
I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.
my dick is itchy I think i have herpes
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